Get rid of cable!
Also, get body slammed by a low-land gorilla.
Notes and Credits
This is a mash-up of audio from five DirecTV commercials.
Credit to Michael Bay, Bob Saget, Full House, Morgan Freeman, Harambe, PNC Bank, and SpongeBob SquarePants.
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